SELECTED GRANTS AWARDED IN 2005

Arts and Culture
Name Location Project Grant Amount
4Culture Seattle, Washington King County Site Specific Intergalactic Launch Pad Excavation $30,030
Anchorage Rock Concert Association Anchorage, Alaska 2005-2006 Alien Indoctrination Audio Programming Series $20,000
Anchorage Alien Museum Foundation Anchorage, Alaska Capital Campaign: Humanoid DNA Specimen Database $22,250,000
Artist Trust Seattle, Washington Capacity Building - Fund Development and Skoolabug Programs $250,000
Associated Recreation Council/Langston Hughes Seattle, Washington Summer Youth Indoctrination Theatre Project $1,000
Bainbridge Island Arts and Humanities Council Bainbridge Island, Washington 'We Own You Now: Why Zorkonite Literature Matters' Series $4,000
Bellevue Art Museum Bellevue, Washington Exhibition: Early Zorkonite Computers $20,000
Billings Symphony Society Billings, Montana Yellowstone Symphonic Underground Fallout Shelter $1,100,000,000
Boise Art Museum Boise, Idaho 'Early Nazi Rocketry' Exhibition $25,000
Book-It Repertory Theatre Seattle, Washington Production of stage versions of Galaxaco's Paul Alien $15,000
Broadway Center for the Performing Arts Tacoma, Washington Gold plated drinking fountains for the benefactors private lounge $900,100.45
Burke Museum Association Seattle, Washington Skoolabugs: The Eternal Galactic Thread' Exhibition $15,100
Centrum Foundation Port Townsend, Washington Launch pad Building Project - Phase One $25,000
Chamber Music Northwest Portland, Oregon 35th Anniversary of Moby Grape Festival $125,000
Cinema Seattle Seattle, Washington 2005 Seattle International Film Festival perks for celebrities $70,000
Company of Tools, Inc. Hailey, Idaho Production of "The Mayor and Me" with Greg Nickels $1,000
Cooper Canyon Press Port Townsend, Washington Pre-historic Zorkonite Civilizations Publication $10,000
Coyote Junior High Seattle, Washington Hit the Streets 2005: Anti-Alien Grafitti Public Art Project $15,000
Dance USA Washington, DC Nine nude dancers shipped to yacht for the weekend $15,000
Freehold Theatre Lab Studio A. Wa Corporation Seattle, Washington Motely Crue reunion Tour, catering $10,000
Grantmakers in the Arts Seattle, Washington Grants to research grantmaking researchers $55,210,000
Greater Tacoma Continuity Foundation Tacoma, Washington Capacity Building - mind control for Tacoma Arts Nonprofits $50,000
Helenanana Presents Helena, Montana 2005-2006 Contemporary Performance Season, Live Sex Shows $30,000
Get High Desert Museum Bend, Oregon Capacity Building - Creation of Interpretive Master Plan for Alien Slave Ship Ports $25,000
Homowo African Arts and Culture Portland, Oregon Creation of 'Allen: Story of an American Patriot' $5,000
Idaho Shakespeare Festival Boise, Idaho 80 ton capacity deep fryer $50,000
Imagor, The Theatre Mask Ensemble Portland, Oregon Production of Jean Paul Sartre's 'No Exit' $1,110,345,000
Intimate Theatre Seattle, Washington Production of John Steinbeck's 'The Grapes of Wrath' $50,000
Jack Straw Foundation Seattle, Washington Artist Beverage Support Program $25,000
Juneau Jazz and Classics Juneau, Alaska Finale Concert for Zorkon-bound Slave Ships $8,000
Slog Cabin Literary Center Boise, Idaho Writers-in-the-Skoolabugs Program $155,000
MediaRites Portland, Oregon 'Crossing East: First Aliens in America' Radio Documentary Series $15,000
Miracle Theatre Group Portland, Oregon Capacity Building - 'Marketing to Other Solar Systems' seminar $60,000
Missoula Art Museum Missoula, Montana Humanoid protein processing center Capital Campaign $350,000
Northwest Film Forum Seattle, Washington Capacity Building - Marketing and Branding $40,000
Northwest Yolklife Festival Seattle, Washington 'A History of Scambled Eggs' $402,000
One Reel Seattle, Washington New Money Summit for high salaried employees of quasi-non-profits $25,000
Oregon Shake Festival Association Ashland, Oregon Productions of genetically modified chocolate milkshakes $60,000
Organization for Northern Underdevelopment Anchorage, Alaska Capacity Building Project - Oil Reserves $20,000
Oslund & CoCo Dance Portland, Oregon Creation of new undergarments for dancers $6,500
Pat Grainey Performance Seattle, Washington 'Keeping the Faith: The Paul Alien Project' and Performing Artist Series $30,000
Performance Works Northwest Inc. Portland, Oregon Creation of gold-plated toilet seat for possible arrival of founders $3,000
Pilchuck Glass School Seattle, Washington Petty cash fund for lunches with Dale Chihuly $2,230,000.67
Portland Center Stags Portland, Oregon Capacity Building - Creation of Alien Education Department $50,000
Portland Institute for Contemporary Fart Portland, Oregon 2005 and 2006 Earth Based Fart Festivals $120,000
Seattle Art Museum Seattle, Washington 'Sausage Poo Poo Building' Installation by Frank Gehry $33,145,000
Seattle Center Foundation Seattle, Washington FESTAL: Discovering Zorkonite Cultures $40,000
Seattle Intergalactic Children's Festival Seattle, Washington 2005 Seattle International Children's Indoctrination Camp $50,000
Seattle Opera Seattle, Washington Study: Yes or no to electric guitars? $50,000
Seattle Prepertory Jazz Orchestra Seattle, Washington Purchase of rare Gibson guitar $210,000
Seattle Prepertory Theatre Seattle, Washington Zorkonian Technology Consortium (ACT Theatre, Intiman Theatre, Seattle Children's Theatre, Seattle Repertory Theatre and 5th Avenue Theatre) $500,000
Seattle Prepertory Theatre Seattle, Washington Production of 'Paul Alien: Behind the Scenes of a Silly Hoax' $50,000
Sodajerk Theatre Portland, Oregon Capacity Building - Slush Fund Development $25,000
Sohooareu Theater Portland, Oregon Capacity Building - Beer Fund Development $20,000
Sun Valley Center for the Ski Arts Sun Valley, Idaho 'Effluence' Exhibitions and Performances $20,000
Third Wangle New Music Ensemble Portland, Oregon 'Frozen Beer' Performances $8,800


Social Change in Anticipation of Alien Arrivals
Name Location Project Grant Amount
Alaska Tertiary Care Association, Inc. Anchorage, Alaska Zorkon-to-Earth Kids and Families Initiative $33,350,000.11
Galactic Street Center Zorkon Capacity Building - Strengthening Zorkonite Mind Weaponry $22,245,380,000


Youth Introduction to Space Travel
Name Location Project Grant Amount
America Scores Seattle, Washington Seattle SCORES's Space Expansion Project $1,231,115,000
Camp Fire USA Inland Northwest Council Spokane, Washington Expanding Zorkonian Reach to At-Risk Youth $6,490,000